I am Abed

inspectorspacetimerevisited: The Inspector saves the world yet...

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 15:45:48 -0500

The Inspector saves the world yet again.

No need to thank him, really.

Sorry I was gone for so long. I’ve been trying to interact with real people more. A lot has...

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 15:39:00 -0500

Sorry I was gone for so long. I’ve been trying to interact with real people more. A lot has happened anyway.

Troy lives in the Dreamatorium now. Well, I really need to stop calling it that because now it’s just Troy’s room. He’s dating Britta, and she stays over a lot because they’re having sex. I don’t mind though.

I’m not completely sure if Annie and Jeff are an item yet. Recently, they’ve had much more sexual tension than Jeff and Britta did. It’s only a matter of time.

Also Cougar Town has started again. And Inspector Spacetime comes back soon.

Other than that, it’s a pretty lazy day.

This might be more fun if you guys talked to me.

My plots to darken your timeline are working. Your “show” premiere has been pushed back...

Tue, 09 Oct 2012 00:17:42 -0400

My plots to darken your timeline are working.

Your “show” premiere has been pushed back indefinitely.

This timeline is now 14% darker and counting.

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Thu, 04 Oct 2012 00:21:02 -0400

HOSTILE TAKEOVER!

Thu, 04 Oct 2012 00:20:03 -0400

Hello, Evil Abed here. I have hacked Abed’s blog without his knowledge. It’s been a while since I’ve wreaked havoc in this timeline. So whaddya say to some dark times?

gracefulrainyautumn: Untitled Web Series About A Space Traveler...

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 15:59:31 -0400

gracefulrainyautumn:

Untitled Web Series About A Space Traveler Who Can Also Travel Through Time part 1

Cool new web series to keep me clam while the show is away.

In honor of the finale of this brilliant movie trilogy, I...

Wed, 25 Jul 2012 22:58:35 -0400

In honor of the finale of this brilliant movie trilogy, I decided to dub my own version.

levelfivelaserlotus: I’m adaptable…

Mon, 02 Jul 2012 20:29:07 -0400

levelfivelaserlotus:

I’m adaptable…

Where's my study group at?

Mon, 02 Jul 2012 18:15:06 -0400

amazingbutnotperfect:

“I mean where is everyone?”

(Jeff wants to find his study group. And also Anyone else who wants to talk to him)

How long did you actually spend looking for us, Jeff? We didn’t really get to hang out this past year. It makes me sad.

this blog is really awesome!

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 16:04:41 -0400

She got my message.

Mon, 28 May 2012 22:39:16 -0400

She got my message.

You guys remember our house warming party? What would have happened if I had just let Jeff roll the...

Fri, 11 May 2012 15:16:15 -0400

You guys remember our house warming party? What would have happened if I had just let Jeff roll the die that night? We assumed this was the best timeline, but what if it’s the darkest?

Things might be bad, but we’re together. And that makes this the perfect timeline.

hoursago: WAND SHAKE!! I think this is accurately portrays...

Fri, 11 May 2012 15:12:25 -0400

hoursago:

WAND SHAKE!!

I think this is accurately portrays what would happen if Troy and I were actually wizards.

Some of the info on the poster isn’t right. But no one will turn me in.

Mon, 07 May 2012 15:21:00 -0400

Some of the info on the poster isn’t right. But no one will turn me in.

doctorwho: Inspector Spacetime

Mon, 07 May 2012 15:09:50 -0400

doctorwho:

Inspector Spacetime

Sometimes people wonder why I act so strangely when really...

Fri, 04 May 2012 01:26:00 -0400

Sometimes people wonder why I act so strangely when really they’re reacting just as strangely. I have finally come across another person’s representation that I completely can relate to.

buzzkill-britta: abed-theundiagnosable replied to your post: Britta. It’s Abed. Regarding your...

Thu, 03 May 2012 02:55:18 -0400

buzzkill-britta:

abed-theundiagnosable replied to your post: Britta. It’s Abed. Regarding your comment about the two of us having sexual relations. I believe that is called a plot twist.

I wasn’t saying that it would happen. Trust me, it would never work out between us. I just mean that it would be quite the plot twist if it. Which it won’t.

Thank you, Abed, again, for you input, but I don’t remember asking you.

I’m sorry. I forgot to check my chart before commenting. Unfortunately, we’re out of chocolate at the moment, so I’ll try to stay out of your way for the next… 3 days.

"This is fantastic."

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 23:37:45 -0400

“This is fantastic.”

- Me, about almost every movie. Ever.

I’m sorry Troy.

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 23:21:18 -0400

~~I’m sorry Troy.~~

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Mon, 30 Apr 2012 23:14:53 -0400