My name is Abed Nadir. People think I'm strange and maybe they're right. I love nothing more than watching movies and TV. Well, except for helping my friends. It makes me happy when they're happy. I can quote almost anything form anything. I could list it all, but I know from past experience that we'd be here a really long time. People like me because I'm pretty adorable. I have many alter egos, but there is only one Abed. Or maybe this isn't the real reality and there are many Abeds and I'm actually an alter ego.
Sorry I was gone for so long. I’ve been trying to interact with real people more. A lot has happened anyway.
Troy lives in the Dreamatorium now. Well, I really need to stop calling it that because now it’s just Troy’s room. He’s dating Britta, and she stays over a lot because they’re having sex. I don’t mind though.
I’m not completely sure if Annie and Jeff are an item yet. Recently, they’ve had much more sexual tension than Jeff and Britta did. It’s only a matter of time.
Also Cougar Town has started again. And Inspector Spacetime comes back soon.
Other than that, it’s a pretty lazy day.
This might be more fun if you guys talked to me.
My plots to darken your timeline are working.
Your “show” premiere has been pushed back indefinitely.
This timeline is now 14% darker and counting.
Hello, Evil Abed here. I have hacked Abed’s blog without his knowledge. It’s been a while since I’ve wreaked havoc in this timeline. So whaddya say to some dark times?
“I mean where is everyone?”
(Jeff wants to find his study group. And also Anyone else who wants to talk to him)
How long did you actually spend looking for us, Jeff? We didn’t really get to hang out this past year. It makes me sad.
Anonymous asked: this blog is really awesome!
You guys remember our house warming party? What would have happened if I had just let Jeff roll the die that night? We assumed this was the best timeline, but what if it’s the darkest?
Things might be bad, but we’re together. And that makes this the perfect timeline.
Some of the info on the poster isn’t right. But no one will turn me in.